The Stabtastic Tee

The "Stabtastic" Shirt.

This shirt is self-explanatory. The game is known as "Five Finger Fillet" or "Pinfinger" and it's been played since the 1700's. It's maybe one of the dumbest thing you can do with a knife, which makes it a suitable choice for a t-shirt graphic. Maybe don't wear this one to Thanksgiving dinner, OK? We warned you.